My parrot was sick so I took it to the local vet

2021.10.18 16:11 PygmeePony My parrot was sick so I took it to the local vet

He's gotten better but now he won't stop talking about Vietnam.
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2021.10.18 16:11 Super-Site36 📈🚀 Uptober Token - A real Fair-Launch on 19 OCT 18:00 UTC 🚀📈

📈🚀 Uptober Token - A real Fair-Launch on 19 OCT 18:00 UTC 🚀📈
Aren't you tired of "x10000 gems" with hidden team wallets and not so "fair launches"?
Most of the new released "meme" tokens have a life time of maximum 1 day, if you are lucky...
We won't promise the moon, but if we will go there, it will be due to our community work combined with our hard work behind the scenes.
💰 Uptober is not just a BEP-20 Token, it is a phenomen. During last years, October is considered to be “Uptober” for most of investors, because very few lose money by investing in this month, due to all the tokens that are going only up. As everybody is talking about Uptober, we are sure that our Token will be a success and despite the fact that we have “free promo” from our name, we are working hard to be recognized everywhere, including CoinMarketCap, CoinGecko, Binance Smart Chain Scan, Influencers and Press-Media. 💰
♻️ Uptober :
✏️ Contract: 0xD90F5e5b8D915Ca40f2F2137471d94600d366EA2
📌 Launch Date: 19 OCT - 18:00 UTC
🔒 100% of the Liquidity will be locked until 2022
⭐ Liquidity Start: 2 BNB (we have anti-whale feature, but don't tell them shhtt)
► Name: Uptober
► Symbol: $UPTOBER
► Total Supply: 1,000,000,000,000,000
► Airdrop: 3% | Burn: 50% | Liquidity: 45% | Marketing: 2%
Transaction Fee
💸 1% goes to Ecosystem
💸 4% goes to Liquidity
💸 4% goes to Marketing
💸 2% goes to BuyBack Feature
Official Links:
🌐 Website:
☄️ Twitter:
🚀 Chat:
📢 Channel:
📝 Whitepaper:
📄 Contract: 0xD90F5e5b8D915Ca40f2F2137471d94600d366EA2
🥞 Join Airdrop:
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2021.10.18 16:11 chriizzl Hedging against a Market Crash, 2008' all over again

Hey everyone,
I did put a lot of research into the current situation for quite some time and finally build a portfolio I am 100% behind long-term. However, the more I learned, the more sure I am that we will experience a market crash rather soon, than late.

Here is the issue: If I pull out all of my cash right now, potential Hyperinflation, which I think will be upcoming, will burn through my cash. If not, the market might crash and a good chunk of certificates might be of no value anymore. I currently have 5x leveraged K.O. Long certificates on Apple, MSFT, Biontech and Alibaba with a small amount of money (in total around 15% of my entire portfolio are derivatives), the rest are pure shares. I expected all of them to perform decent in times of hyperinflation, since they can easily adjust their prices to counteract high inflation and institutions will stick to them anyways. Ofcourse, more reasons than that. However, my biggest asset is the Vanguard FTSE All World ETF with around 25% of my total portfolio. How can I expect this ETF to move if the USA and China collapse? If those collapse, Europe might be next.
Now, the catch. I did so much research, learned constantly and came to the conclusion, which I am not here to debate whether or not you think is true, that we might see something like 2008 all over again. The theory behind it would assume that GameStop is the current best hedge and to some degree AMC as well, even heard that from the highs up from a bank when I talked to my bank guy, which is incredibly weird. I should mention, I am from Germany, so things are not as heated here.
Another hedge and long term hold can not be mentioned in this sub, but you might guess what it is. Sadly, we cant debate this here.

So, in case of this scenario, I would like to get everyone's opinion on this. I want to be clear, I value every single opinion and would love the most input possible. In order to get knocked out, the stocks mentioned above would need to fall 20% in total. In case of no crash, they would be my go to investments, ontop of a few other non mentioned with the same principal. Again, this is purely theoretical, I do not want to discuss whether or not it is happening, but what you would do in case it is.

TLDR: How would you hedge against a potential market crash ala 2008 due to Evergrande and Gamestop, or just generally if you are not familiar with the topics.
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2021.10.18 16:11 mona_poachier 15 James Finlay Way #928, Toronto

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2021.10.18 16:11 Pilarskica Any better way to do mfa except text ?

About one in 10 tries, it doesn’t take the pin that I get in my text messages. Is there any other way to do mfa with Amazon prime ?
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2021.10.18 16:11 JoOddityArt5 Preggers Invasion @jooddityart instagram

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2021.10.18 16:11 redjam724 How exactly am i supposed to figure out which career to choose ?

Im 21 and have no idea what to do . I want to do everything and also nothing . Tbh i feel exactly like sylvia plath wrote about fig tree(google it ) . I start new hobbies but i lose interest in it after a while , what am i supposed to do ?
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2021.10.18 16:11 CautiousNerve7588 Let's get cooking!!!

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2021.10.18 16:11 TechnologyUpstairs19 My overall rating still fantastic...I know I am fantastic!

After missing 2 blocks in one day , my overall rating still come my standing didn't change? Anyone had this experience before? Thanks
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2021.10.18 16:11 dedWest [Question] recently partnered, when am I able to set up my payment method?

Hi all
I recently got partnered and have set up monetization on my channel. I've linked my adsense, verified my address with the PIN and filled out a tax form. According to my YT analytics I have made money this month, but because adsense doesn't show YT revenue now in real time adsense is still showing a value of zero - according to what I've read I can't set up a payment method until adsense is actually showing a payout, but when will this actually show up in adsense and will I have to time to get my payment method set up for next month's payment cycle?
thanks in advance for your help!
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2021.10.18 16:11 principle_fbundle BRIDGE MAY BE ICY

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2021.10.18 16:11 Dazzling_Guard_5191 what the fuck did I find on Reddit?

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2021.10.18 16:11 muciburrahman Ezan okuyan zenci videosunu atsanıza

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2021.10.18 16:11 -_R4ND0M_- I want to buy this laptop in Peshawar

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2021.10.18 16:11 askdoctorjo Here are some of my favorite ways to help relieve the aches and pains that can be caused by working from home and online school. BONUS: Remy shows off her lovely singing voice!

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2021.10.18 16:11 Au_Norak A minion block occurs, the streamer is inconvenienced, but overall handles it well

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2021.10.18 16:11 kayla_newland FAHRVERGNUGEN license plate

Hey! My boyfriend just bought his first VW - a 2012 GTI - and he really wants a Fahrvergnugen license plate for the front, but I can’t find one anywhere. Does anyone have any suggestions?
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2021.10.18 16:11 Flammensuko Quick Tip while catching : The location where you first touch the screen,is the location you can start your throw

For example it makes it easier to excellent throw giratina if you tap,hold and curveball throw while it’s attacking rather than doing it on the bottom.
Also it makes it easier to counter distant Pokémon or also pokes that are very near.
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2021.10.18 16:11 alex-minecraft-qc My asthma's gone! Listen to me breathe!

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2021.10.18 16:11 tacotijn How would you rate my team, and how would you upgrade it? Everyone’s tradeable except for the SBC players.

How would you rate my team, and how would you upgrade it? Everyone’s tradeable except for the SBC players. submitted by tacotijn to fut [link] [comments]

2021.10.18 16:11 ZoolShop Lawmakers question whether top Amazon executives lied to Congress

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2021.10.18 16:11 telluriann Comet Dust And Fractals

Perhaps comet dust contains the letters of DNA and RNA. What if a snowflake forms out of a speck of comet dust? Would those letters then be pulled into a fractal shape? Snowflakes grow off of specks of dust after all and are naturally fractals. Maybe when that snowflake melts those letters are still in that fractal shape and are now free to calculate. An initial code. Because fractals are mathematics. All in the sky like a gigantic beaker of primitive earth. Water droplets split apart like mitosis even. It all rains into the oceans where it is survival of the fittest. Patterns keep calculating into different and more complex forms of life. Evolution. The calculation. Comet dust and snowflakes.
I thought of this and I really question if this is the type of art burnt in ww2. It's so sad to think. Or the burning of the Library of Alexandria? Where has this been?
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2021.10.18 16:11 throwawayembara123 [A-levels] How to study for H2 Chem?

hello everyone, i’d just like to ask everyone’s advice on how to study for (h2 to be more specific) chemistry.
for promos, i tried a different study method as compared to myes, which was focusing on topical practices as compared to just doing papers after papers when my basics weren’t even there.
however, i only improved by 4 marks which was quite sad. i mean it also could be because i didn’t consult in time but tbh i still think i would’ve got a U.
i’d like to ask seniors and maybe fellow J1s who always score well (would be great it you went from a U -> B or something) for chemistry on how you study for it.
any tips would be greatly appreciated 👍🏻
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2021.10.18 16:11 patheticLoserGuy Inktober (Moon) & Poketober (Dark Type) Day 18: Umbreon & Lunatone.

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2021.10.18 16:11 Active-Ambassador275 Risk of Rain 2 is unplayble with every character except Mul-T

I am in great need of your help, dear risk of rain community. In recent times, I tried to play risk of rain 2, and it was pretty fun, however I only played Mul-T, only at the start of my adventure, I played commando, then this bow girl thingy. Now I tried playing other characters because they seemed fun, but I cannot pass stage 1 on normal difficulty without artifacts. I had so many god runs with Mul-T, never had any problems whatsoever, and now I struggle passing the first stage. I feel like I am losing myself in this abyss of failure, not admitting, not seeing, not understanding what I am doing wrong. Not only that, but I was back then succesful with the captain too, but that's mouths ago, I feel like playing this much Mul-T brain-damaged me somehow making me uncapable of playing other characters. Furthermore, I am out of ideas or plans, I just know that I am stuck solo in the first stage and I don't know how to come out. My final conclusion is that Mul-T is the ONLY playable character in this game and nothing else can be played, or it will be stopped by the unholy lasers of the golems. May the Mul-T guide you to the holy run.
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